I was taking selfies and then went through my camera roll and went “wow who is that sexy beast” and then I realised it was me.
no:
URL giveaway!
so I’m leaving tumblr and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. Must be following me, like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner at May 22nd 8pm GMT. Adiós
first ten to reblog get promos
like don’t count
top three bolded
A woman got breast implants made of wood yesterday
It would be funny if this joke had a punchline
Wooden tit
(Source: bachlobster)
Coraline (2009)
now take a moment to remember that this is all stop-motion animation
now take another moment to remember this was a movie/animation for kids.
(Source: corpsie)
Wow I’m getting a lot of these done. Feel free to use~
yeeeeeesh
Anonymous asked you:What if sugar was a little heiress with a dress and zacharie was her butleromf ok so like, what if he was from a poor merchant family and he was able to get a job working at this estate or something and Sugar is the heiress but she doesn’t like having to deal with all that shit like, table manners who CARES but Zacharie’s a p cool dude so they’re around the same age too and he like. tries to keep her in line so she doesn’t get in trouble but in private they joke a lot and are totally informal and she TRIES TO RUN AWAY A LOT BUT HE SOMEHOW ALWAYS KNOWS WHERE SHE’S GOING TO RUN TO AND HE INTERCEPTS HER AND CARRIES HER BACK HOME???i love this so much
if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it
MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS
when your favorite game on neopets is also the featured game of the day
ahhhh it’s mine too!!
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
Current Muse Collection
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keep your porn off my dash god
what if there was a neopets fusion
can u imagine
chaos would unfold.





